Cemetaries, as Explained By My Five Year Old Daughter…

In driving past a cemetary my daughter asked me what it was.

I said “it’s a cemetary.”

She replies “oh I know what a cemetary is!”

Curious with this response I prodded her for more details. She told me that when people turn into zombies the regular people dig holes in the ground so the zombies have a place to live. The regular people fill the holes with dirt to keep the zombies warm and then put the big stones on top so the zombies cannot get out.

Do you think I’ve showed her the Michael Jackson “Thriller” video one too many times?